MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar 5000MG – Delicious, Deep, and Mind-Expanding

Indulge in a rich chocolate trip with the power of 5000MG of premium psilocybin—disguised in a delicious bar.

A Shroom Trip Never Tasted This Good

If you’re tired of choking down raw mushrooms or dealing with bitter teas, it’s time to upgrade your psychedelic journey. The MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar 5000MG offers a smooth, chocolatey experience that delivers deep, vivid effects without the earthy taste. Whether you’re chasing creativity, emotional healing, or a full-on ego dissolve, this bar gives you full control of your experience—while tasting like dessert.
Now available at Golden Boy Express—Canada’s best source for psilocybin-infused edibles.

What Makes This Chocolate Bar Different?

This isn’t just any mushroom edible. The MIND FU*K mushroom chocolate bar is crafted with premium psilocybin extract and infused into gourmet chocolate, making it ideal for both first-time users and experienced trippers. It’s precisely dosed and segmented for easy control, so you can choose your adventure—from subtle brain boost to full mental reset. Compared to raw shrooms or capsules, this edible is easier on the stomach, longer-lasting, and way more enjoyable going down.

Potency: 5000MG of Lab-Tested Psilocybin

Each bar contains a total of 5000MG of psilocybin, divided into easily breakable squares for accurate dosing. The high potency allows for micro, moderate, or macro doses, depending on your needs.

Suggested Use:

• 1 square (100–250mg): Microdose for mood and focus

• 2–4 squares (500–1000mg): Creative clarity and gentle visuals

• 6–8 squares (2000–3000mg): Deep introspection and immersive effects

• Full bar (5000mg): Not for beginners. Expect ego death, time distortion, and a true psychedelic reset

With MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar, you’re always in control—just adjust the number of squares to match your mindset.

Taste, Texture & Aroma – No Mushroom Funk

Let’s face it—most mushroom edibles taste like dirt. The MIND FU*K shroom chocolate bar changes the game by delivering rich, creamy chocolate with zero bitterness or aftertaste. It smells like a luxury chocolate bar and melts in your mouth just the same. You’d never guess you were eating mushrooms until the effects kick in.
If you’ve struggled with nausea or taste issues before, this bar makes your trip feel like a treat from start to finish.

Effects – Euphoric, Visual, and Soul-Stirring

Once ingested, the effects of the MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar begin to build in 30–60 minutes, peaking around hour two. You can expect:

• A warm, glowing body buzz

• Heightened colors, movement, and light trails

• Deep emotional introspection

• A sense of timelessness or ego softening

• Clear creative thinking and mental openness

Trips typically last 4 to 6 hours, sometimes longer with higher doses. The bar creates a smooth ride—no harsh come-up, no crash, just steady elevation.

Wellness Benefits – Mental Reset, Clarity, and Calm

Many consumers turn to the MIND FU*K mushroom chocolate bar not just for recreation, but also for its potential therapeutic effects. Used responsibly, psilocybin may support:

• Reduced symptoms of anxiety or depression

• Emotional release and improved mood

• Enhanced creativity and cognitive flexibility

• Increased mindfulness and self-awareness

• A sense of peace, purpose, or spiritual insight

Unlike traditional medications, these effects come from within—and feel personal, not prescribed.

How to Use the MIND FU*K Chocolate Bar

This product is as easy to enjoy as it is to dose. Each square contains a fraction of the total 5000mg, allowing for complete control over your experience. Use a microdose during the day, or block out time and space for a macrodose trip when you’re ready for deep work.

Tips:

• Eat on an empty stomach for stronger, faster onset

• Have a trip sitter if taking more than 2000mg

• Use headphones and a curated playlist for deeper immersion

• Journal before and after to capture insights

• Stay hydrated, and keep snacks nearby

Final Thoughts – This Isn’t Candy. It’s a Catalyst.

The MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar isn’t just a tasty edible—it’s a powerful tool for self-discovery, mood regulation, and creative expression. With 5000MG of psilocybin, high-quality chocolate, and consistent dosing, it stands out as one of the best mushroom edibles in Canada.
Shop now at Golden Boy Express—your trusted source for premium psilocybin products. Unwrap clarity, insight, and transformation. 🍫🍄

FAQs – MIND FU*K Psilocybin Chocolate Bar

1. How strong is the Psilocybin Chocolate Bar 5000MG?
Very strong. The full bar delivers a heroic dose, so we suggest starting with one square (about 500mg) unless you’re experienced with psychedelics.

2. What are the effects like?
Expect visual enhancements, introspective thoughts, mood elevation, and in higher doses, full psychedelic experiences. Effects begin in about 30–60 minutes.

3. Can I take this in public or at work?
We don’t recommend that. Even at low doses, psilocybin can alter perception and emotional response. Set and setting are key—choose a safe, private place.

4. Does this chocolate bar taste like mushrooms?
Not at all. It tastes like high-end chocolate, with no earthy or bitter notes. The psilocybin is completely masked in flavor.

5. Can I microdose with this product?
Yes! Just break off 1 square for a microdose (100–250mg). Many people take this amount 2–3 times per week for focus, energy, and mood support.

6. Is the MIND FU*K shroom chocolate bar legal in Canada?
Psilocybin is not currently legal for recreational use in Canada, but many access it through harm reduction principles. Golden Boy Express offers discreet, secure shipping for adult Canadians seeking personal healing and safe exploration.